{"product_id":"upgrade-in-progress-t-shirt-breast-reconstruction","title":"Upgrade in Progress T-Shirt — Breast Reconstruction","description":"Light, clever, and quietly bold — this cotton crew tee wears its humor like a badge. A vintage-progress bar graphic sits on the chest with the line “Upgrade in progress, last ones tried to kill me?!?” in a retro typeface. It reads like a private joke to anyone who’s weathered chaos and come out with an ironic grin. The fabric is featherlight and breathable, so the message stays front-and-center without weighing you down. Layer it under a flannel for weekend coffee runs or pair with worn denim for late-night game sessions. The fit is classic and uncomplicated, giving you clean lines that work with bandanas, enamel pins, or a favorite jacket.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis tee feels lived-in from the first wear: soft on the skin, simple in silhouette, and unapologetically witty in personality. It’s for people who move between hectic and mellow with a smirk, who appreciate a dry joke and practical comfort. Let it be the shirt you reach for when you want to signal resilience and low-key humor at the same time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams for structural support and longer-lasting fit\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape to prevent stretching and stabilize seams\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric — breathable all-season wear\u003cbr\u003e- DTF sleeve prints; meets EU REACH and includes 2-year EU warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Dark Humor Nerd, DarkHumorNerd@gmail.com, 1784 Langford Dr, TROY, Mesa Geitonia, 48083, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43920962125935,"sku":"27254286735885055131","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ XS","offer_id":43920962158703,"sku":"49016425209909106467","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ XS","offer_id":43920962191471,"sku":"17965219689902212471","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ S","offer_id":43920962224239,"sku":"22306069472955988251","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cream \/ S","offer_id":43920962257007,"sku":"16135014083815012652","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":43920962289775,"sku":"56753185026782517620","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43920962322543,"sku":"37847692973655537629","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ S","offer_id":43920962355311,"sku":"31500716665174642138","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Tahiti Blue \/ S","offer_id":43920962388079,"sku":"32877891020002830841","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Turquoise \/ S","offer_id":43920962420847,"sku":"26993358125362776322","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ S","offer_id":43920962453615,"sku":"56847347753304324126","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Desert Pink \/ S","offer_id":43920962486383,"sku":"17328751804878069371","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ M","offer_id":43920962519151,"sku":"26737725959225005266","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cream \/ M","offer_id":43920962551919,"sku":"28023953929764016414","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":43920962584687,"sku":"51552580786086286420","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43920962617455,"sku":"14417557884634658203","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ M","offer_id":43920962650223,"sku":"21528283492481072420","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Tahiti Blue \/ M","offer_id":43920962682991,"sku":"22521376625355650224","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Turquoise \/ M","offer_id":43920962715759,"sku":"44648000498049265649","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ M","offer_id":43920962748527,"sku":"33516666890982067717","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Desert Pink \/ M","offer_id":43920962781295,"sku":"70963471431597707570","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ L","offer_id":43920962814063,"sku":"28598769870929613431","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cream \/ L","offer_id":43920962846831,"sku":"33533540358020447123","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":43920962879599,"sku":"30187181970765388134","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43920962912367,"sku":"83944161895772075601","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ L","offer_id":43920962945135,"sku":"15450004142187571379","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Tahiti Blue \/ L","offer_id":43920962977903,"sku":"20798434171315151545","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Turquoise \/ L","offer_id":43920963010671,"sku":"77854607733101139230","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ L","offer_id":43920963043439,"sku":"22466877876530815455","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Desert Pink \/ L","offer_id":43920963076207,"sku":"10759295542506306466","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43920963108975,"sku":"69838051278974990095","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cream \/ XL","offer_id":43920963141743,"sku":"25327083212257334488","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":43920963174511,"sku":"33859446875129387865","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43920963207279,"sku":"11201672842382449229","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ XL","offer_id":43920963240047,"sku":"33959084710896506323","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Tahiti Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43920963272815,"sku":"27593764542747182628","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Turquoise \/ XL","offer_id":43920963305583,"sku":"58909186396877123956","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ XL","offer_id":43920963338351,"sku":"25857858722851587570","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Desert Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43920963371119,"sku":"30116286466585352134","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920963403887,"sku":"15782730202302709931","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920963436655,"sku":"29472975177861468298","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920963469423,"sku":"11536426134628823267","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920963502191,"sku":"17430792203792062344","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920963534959,"sku":"30678044538658410869","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Tahiti Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920963567727,"sku":"16132499420383668400","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Turquoise \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920963600495,"sku":"67790059375049134255","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920963633263,"sku":"25712399185441331932","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Desert Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920963666031,"sku":"26475265302103544562","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920963698799,"sku":"21041605143752857098","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920963731567,"sku":"39502895317542466886","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920963764335,"sku":"55926850234982553533","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920963797103,"sku":"25750435853325007553","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920963829871,"sku":"11500705621559125096","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Tahiti Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920963862639,"sku":"18158508365984490618","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Turquoise \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920963895407,"sku":"16586903986017639209","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920963928175,"sku":"97656093602752098359","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Desert Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920963960943,"sku":"28453184380647605490","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920963993711,"sku":"22528670988870745704","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920964026479,"sku":"24005469961916417138","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920964059247,"sku":"11817630256047139243","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ 5XL","offer_id":43920964092015,"sku":"13162748599038932178","price":41.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/2170\/7119\/files\/2077376412128514770_2048.jpg?v=1764905866","url":"https:\/\/darkhumornerd.com\/products\/upgrade-in-progress-t-shirt-breast-reconstruction","provider":"Dark Humor Nerd","version":"1.0","type":"link"}