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I Don't Look Sick? You Don't Look Rude.....

I Don't Look Sick? You Don't Look Rude.....

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Light, breathable, and quietly sarcastic — this soft cotton crew captures a mood as much as a look. A grumpy, cigarette-holding cat sits front and center with a deadpan line that reads like a private joke: it’s for people who prefer dry humor and comfortable basics. Wear it on slow mornings, long commutes, or at cozy hangouts where a little wit speaks louder than words. The cut sits true to classic proportions so layering with a flannel or under a jacket is effortless. Subtle, statement-making, and made to be lived in.

Product features
- Light 4.3 oz cotton fabric — all-season comfort
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Shoulder tape and side seams for improved stability and fit
- Direct-to-Film sleeve print detailing; durable transfer finish
- Meets EU REACH standards with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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