I Run on Caffeine and Chaos - Full-Zip Hoodie

This full-zip hoodie wraps you in familiar, everyday comfort with a wink of personality. The front sports a small embroidered emblem, while the back shows a bold, café-inspired illustration that reads like a late-morning confession — caffeine-fueled energy, friendly chaos, and a laugh tucked into the design. It’s the kind of layer you pull on between errands, over a tee for a brisk walk, or when you need something steady while you chase projects, kids, or deadlines. The medium-heavy knit feels solid without being bulky. Functional pockets and a sturdy metal zipper keep things practical; a drawstring hood brings adjustable coverage when the air turns crisp. Machine-friendly fabric and a classic fit make it easy to wear daily and let the graphics do the talking.

Product features
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste
- Adjustable hood with matching drawstring and durable metal zipper
- Spacious front pockets for phone, keys, and small essentials
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8 oz/yd²) with classic fit
- Embroidery on left chest; DTF wrist prints and DTG main prints; runs true to size

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: Dark Humor Nerd, DarkHumorNerd@gmail.com, 1784 Langford Dr, TROY, Mesa Geitonia, 48083, CY

Product information: Gildan 18600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean