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Upgrade Completed T-Shirt — Breast Reconstruction

Upgrade Completed T-Shirt — Breast Reconstruction

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This lightweight cotton crew shirt carries a wry, survivor-ready spirit. Front artwork shows a progress bar filled and a small skull, captioned “Upgrade completed — Last ones tried to kill me?!?” It reads like a victory message after surviving chaos: dry, dark humor for people who weather hard times and come out sharper. The classic crew neckline and neat fit keep the look clean so the graphic speaks. Wear it when you want to signal resilience with a smirk — at casual meetups, game nights, or low-key outings where inside-joke sarcasm lands. The soft hand and breathable weave make it easy to layer under jackets or wear alone on warmer days.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz (146 g/m²) cotton fabric — all-season comfort
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for durable structure and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film sleeve print option for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Heather options include 90% cotton / 10% polyester blend

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat


EU representative: Dark Humor Nerd, DarkHumorNerd@gmail.com, 1784 Langford Dr, TROY, Mesa Geitonia, 48083, CY

Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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