Upgrade in Progress T-Shirt — Breast Reconstruction

Light, clever, and quietly bold — this cotton crew tee wears its humor like a badge. A vintage-progress bar graphic sits on the chest with the line “Upgrade in progress, last ones tried to kill me?!?” in a retro typeface. It reads like a private joke to anyone who’s weathered chaos and come out with an ironic grin. The fabric is featherlight and breathable, so the message stays front-and-center without weighing you down. Layer it under a flannel for weekend coffee runs or pair with worn denim for late-night game sessions. The fit is classic and uncomplicated, giving you clean lines that work with bandanas, enamel pins, or a favorite jacket.

This tee feels lived-in from the first wear: soft on the skin, simple in silhouette, and unapologetically witty in personality. It’s for people who move between hectic and mellow with a smirk, who appreciate a dry joke and practical comfort. Let it be the shirt you reach for when you want to signal resilience and low-key humor at the same time.

Product features
- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention and comfort
- Side seams for structural support and longer-lasting fit
- Shoulder tape to prevent stretching and stabilize seams
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric — breathable all-season wear
- DTF sleeve prints; meets EU REACH and includes 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

EU representative: Dark Humor Nerd, DarkHumorNerd@gmail.com, 1784 Langford Dr, TROY, Mesa Geitonia, 48083, CY

Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean