Upgrade In Progress Tee — Breast Reconstruction
Upgrade In Progress Tee — Breast Reconstruction
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This lightweight cotton crew brings a wink of dark humor to everyday wear. A bold progress-bar graphic and cheeky line—"Upgrade in progress / last ones tried to kill me?!?"—sit centered on a clean black canvas, giving the shirt a playful, slightly rebellious attitude. It drapes easily, layers without bulk, and keeps its shape thanks to a ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and side seams. Wear it when you want to spark a laugh, start conversations, or let your online-savvy, gamer-adjacent personality show without saying much.
The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear but holds up: breathable 4.3 oz cotton for all-season comfort, with heather options that blend a touch of polyester for softness. Sleeve art is applied via DTF print for crisp detail and long-lasting color. EU-tested and backed by a 2-year warranty, it’s a reliable piece for casual days, meetups with friends, late-night gaming sessions, or low-key events where a bit of edge goes a long way.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric — comfortable year-round
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Side seams for better structure and a cleaner fit
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for sharp, durable graphics
- Meets EU REACH standards; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear but holds up: breathable 4.3 oz cotton for all-season comfort, with heather options that blend a touch of polyester for softness. Sleeve art is applied via DTF print for crisp detail and long-lasting color. EU-tested and backed by a 2-year warranty, it’s a reliable piece for casual days, meetups with friends, late-night gaming sessions, or low-key events where a bit of edge goes a long way.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric — comfortable year-round
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Side seams for better structure and a cleaner fit
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for sharp, durable graphics
- Meets EU REACH standards; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
EU representative: Dark Humor Nerd, DarkHumorNerd@gmail.com, 1784 Langford Dr, TROY, Mesa Geitonia, 48083, CY
Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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